A family funeral always brings out the best in people. A stranger who introduces himself as Peter (Peter Dinklage) shows up at the funeral of Daniel (Matthew MacFadyen) and Robert’s (Rupert Graves) father with the intent of blackmail. He’s after a bundle not to show around pictures he has proving the affair he had with their father. Due to circumstances beyond his control, he finds himself tied up in curtain cord, tripping on acid that has another fellow naked on the roof admiring the birdies and learning why mum says not to jump on the furniture. After crashing his noggin on a table, his hosts figure him dead and spend a moment trying to think of where they can stash his body for the duration of his ex-lovers’ and their dad’s funeral. Yeah, it didn’t take me all that long to reach the same conclusion.

Director:  Frank Oz Writer:  Dean Craig Cast:
Matthew MacFadyen -  Daniel Keeley Hawes -  Jane Andy Nyman -  Howard Ewen Bremner -  Justin Daisy Donovan -  Martha Alan Tudyk -  Simon Smith Jane Asher -  Sandra Kris Marshall -  Troy		Rupert Graves -  Robert Peter Vaughan -  Uncle Alfie Thomas Wheatley -  Reverend Davis Peter Egan -  Victor Peter Dinklage -  Peter Brendan O’Hea -  Undertaker Jeremy Booth -  Mourner Angela Curran -  Sandra’s Friend

Ahh… the joys of youth. You figure you know everything, you’re immortal and there is no point in listening to anyone older. Sam Decker (Dolph Lundgren) has taken the unenviable chore of monitoring detention class, handling a half dozen or so miscreants which is like herding cats. But it takes a band of armed Bosnian villains invading the school en route to their true goal to show the aimless youth that they don’t know much about anything, particularly survival.

Director:  Sidney J. Furie; Darryl Wharton Writer:  Paul Lynch; John Sheppard; D.J. Sheppard Cast:
Dolph Lundgren -  Sam Decker Alex Karzis -  Chester Lamb Kata Dobó -  Gloria Waylon Corey Sevier -  Mick Ashton Dov Tiefenbach -  Willy Lopez K.C. Collins -  Hogie Hogarth Mpho Koaho -  Jay Tee Barrow Larry Day -  Earl Hendorf		Jennifer Baxter -  Margo Conroy Danielle Hampton -  Alicia Roberts Nicole Dicker -  Charlee Turkle Joseph Scoren -  Viktor Mif -  Alek Roy Lewis -  Lyle Neeson Shawn Roberts -  Corey Washington Alan Catlin -  Milt Dover

Some things should never be shared. Rebecca (Jenny McCarthy) enters a room only to find Gabe, a one-night-stand, ready for action. He’s propped over a pillow pile with a bass (yep, the fish) shoved up his ass, waiting for her to touch it. Eeeuuuuwwww…

Director:  John Mallory Asher; John Asher Writer:  Jenny McCarthy Cast:
Jenny McCarthy -  Rebecca Carmen Electra -  Michelle Kathy Griffin -  Madame Belly Lochlyn Munro -  Kevin Eddie Kaye Thomas -  John		Jessica Collins -  Mandy Victor Webster -  Richard Kam Heskin -  Carrie David O’Donnell -  Jake

There are times in your life when an opportunity presents itself and you know that if you handle it properly, all sorts of wonderful things will happen. But how do you proceed? Andy (Luke Wilson) is asked by Lorna (Natasha Henstridge) to crack her neck when she is felling morose and down, her muscles are tight and she is tired. He doesn’t know how but he figures he should try and pick her up. But when he gives her a line about coming back to his place or goes to hers, she’s disappointed and grumpy that it is the best he can come up with.

Director:  Bruce McCulloch Writer:  Bruce McCulloch Cast:
Natasha Henstridge -  Lorna Luke Wilson -  Andy Kathleen Robertson -  Cheryl Janeane Garofalo -  Jeri Bruce McCulloch -  Jeff Kristin Lehman -  Keiran Amie Carey -  Rachel Gordon Currie -  Trevor		Harland Williams -  Callum Mark McKinney -  Dr. Cavan, Dog Psychologist Peter MacNeill -  Neighbor Albert Schultz -  Male Dog Owner #2 Jerry Schaefer -  Norm Zachary Bennett -  Dougie Ron James -  Male Dog Owner Diane Flacks -  Chirpy Dog Owner

How much discipline does one need to avoid straying from the path assigned to you? You’ve been given the task to carry out the assigned instructions but there is the temptation to stray and to be distracted by something shiny. You figure there doesn’t seem to be any retribution. So why not? But then there are the consequences and you can go back for a do-over. How do you fix things? Roxy Harvey (Jasmine Guy) revives a drowned guy, Daisy Adair (Sarah Wynter) trips up her actress colleague to take her place on stage, Mason (Callum Blue) gets shot by a robber yet steals the cash. All you can do is to live with the morals to which you subscribe and hope that you don’t have to suffer from any betrayal.

Director:  Stephen Herek Writer:  Stephen Godchaux; John Masius Cast:
Ellen Muth -  George Lass Callum Blue -  Mason Sarah Wynter -  Daisy Adair Jasmine Guy -  Roxy Harvey Britt McKillip -  Reggie Lass Christine Willes -  Delores Herbig Cynthia Stevenson -  Joy Lass Henry Ian Cusick -  Cameron Kane		Crystal Dahl -  Crystal Jordan Hudyma -  Hudson Hart Vlasta Vrana -  Gregor Shenae Grimes -  Jennifer Hardick James Bradford -  Limo Driver Danette Mackay -  Sheryl Luis Oliva -  Thief Michel Perron -  Turner