What would you do for love? Now suppose that the love is unrequited? Admiral James Norrington (Jack Davenport) is helping Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) and others escape from the cursed pirate ship. When she asks why, after all that has passed between them in the past, he tells her that he truly loves her.

Norrington lets them loose from the ship’s brig and watches as they scramble across a tow line back to their captured ship. Elizabeth is the last to leave, and asks Norrington why he’s setting them free. He replies that he has now chosen his side, though he knows this does not absolve him of his other sins including his betrayal. He knows that he’s not going to win her heart but he’s driven to show her that he is willing to be a good man despite the fact that it may cost him his life.

Director:  Gore Verbinski Writer:  Ted Elliott; Terry Rossio; Stuart Beattie; Jay Wolpert Cast:
Johnny Depp -  Captain Jack Sparrow Geoffrey Rush -  Captain Barbossa Orlando Bloom -  Will Turner Keira Knightley -  Elizabeth Swann Jack Davenport -  Admiral James Norrington Bill Nighy -  Davy Jones Jonathan Pryce -  Governor Weatherby Swann Mackenzie Crook -  Ragetti		Lee Arenberg -  Pintel Kevin McNally -  Gibbs Stellan Skarsgård -  ‘Bootstrap’ Bill Turner Tom Hollander -  Lord Cutler Beckett Naomie Harris -  Tia Dalma David Schofield -  Mercer Lauren Maher -  Scarlett Clive Ashborn -  Koleniko / Dutchman

What happens when you’re unhappy with your life? Some struggle through it and find a solution. Others change parts of it—job, spouse, city, etc.—to find relief from that which is causing the problems. Some see a shrink to find out whether it is them or something in their life. For Alex (William H. Macy), it isn’t quite so straightforward. He’s working in the family business with his dad Michael (Donald Sutherland). His mom, Dierdre (Barbara Bain) helped start the business and it’s all Alex has known since he was a wee sprout. No wonder he is seeing a psychiatrist. You see being employed as a killer-for-hire can be stressful. But he thinks he may have found a release after meeting Sarah Cassidy (Neve Campbell) in the doctor’s waiting room. She’s cute, perky, available and as interested in him as he is in her. This could be better for a mid-life crisis than that little red sports car.

Director:  Henry Bromell Writer:  Henry Bromell Cast:
William H. Macy -  Alex John Ritter -  Dr. Josh Parks Neve Campbell -  Sarah Cassidy Donald Sutherland -  Michael Tracey Ullman -  Martha ‘Matty’ Barbara Bain -  Deidre David Dorfman -  Sammy Tina Lifford -  Dr. Leavitt		Bix Barnaba -  Louie Nicholle Tom -  Tracy Thomas Curtis -  Alex at Seven Andrea Taylor -  Candice Steve Moreno -  Sean Erica Ortega -  Rachel Greg Pitts -  Alex at Twenty Stewart J. Zully -  Eddie

Conspiracies are almost the staff of life on the internet. They’re pervasive. We see them on many sites where someone thinks that one or more someone elses have done something, are covering up some event or are out to do something nefarious. Who is doing what to whom and why? Geez, no wonder there is so much paranoia and skepticism around. Now comes a new threat. Mattie Webber (Kristin Bell) gets a bunch of messages from her dead boyfriend, Josh Ockmann (Jonathan Tucker), via electronic means. It seems that the dead want to return to our world via the internet. They’re pissed and they’re not taking any prisoners. Lots of the usual horror tropes with some pretty good effects.

Director:  Jim Sonzero Writer:  Wes Craven; Ray Wright; Kiyoshi Kurosawa Cast:
Kristen Bell -  Mattie Webber Ian Somerhalder -  Dexter McCarthy Christina Milian -  Isabell Fuentes Rick Gonzalez -  Stone Jonathan Tucker -  Josh Ockmann Samm Levine -  Tim Steinberg Octavia Spencer -  Landlady Jeremy Guskin -  R.A.		Ron Rifkin -  Dr. Waterson Joseph Gatt -  Dark Figure Kel O’Neill -  Douglas Zieglar Tate Hanyok -  Cafe Girl Amanda Tepe -  Grad Student/Margaret Zach Grenier -  Professor Cardiff Corryn Cummins -  Crying Girl Riki Lindhome -  Janelle

Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) is the captain of the Flying Dutchman, a legendary ghost ship which haunts the seas in search of cursed souls to serve upon his vessel for a century. He was unable to bear the pain of losing his one true love so he carved out his heart and stored it in the Dead Man’s Chest. As time passes, he has evolved into a creature that is part octopus, part crab and part man. The first time you see him and his wiggly tentacles, you’ll think that Cthulhu spent a sweaty weekend away with one of his female acolytes.

Director:  Gore Verbinski Writer:  Ted Elliott; Terry Rossio; Stuart Beattie; Jay Wolpert Cast:
Johnny Depp -  Jack Sparrow Orlando Bloom -  Will Turner Keira Knightley -  Elizabeth Swann Jack Davenport -  Norrington Bill Nighy -  Davy Jones Jonathan Pryce -  Governor Weatherby Swann Lee Arenberg -  Pintel Mackenzie Crook -  Ragetti		Kevin McNally -  Gibbs Tom Hollander -  Lord Cutler Beckett Stellan Skarsgård -  Bootstrap Bill David Bailie -  Cotton Naomie Harris -  Tia Dalma Martin Klebba -  Marty Alex Norton -  Captain Bellamy Lauren Maher -  Scarlett

Sometimes docs forget the first rule of medicine—protect yourself at all costs. That way you know you’re going to survive all sorts of attacks including zombies which seem to be happening with a greater frequency in the recent past. It may mean that you’ll have to make some sacrifices. Other people’s sacrifices, that is. Dr. William Block (Josh Brolin) doesn’t always keep this in mind when he decides to squeeze the abscess on Joe’s (Nicky Katz) tongue. True to form, it bursts all over the doctor’s face. But no worries, his wife, that cheating bitch, Dr. Dakota Block (Marley Shelton) is nearby and can save the day. She has her trusty yellow, blue and red hypos of anesthetic in her breast pocket. A routine injection and it’ll knock him on his butt and the other doctors can proceed.

Director:  Robert Rodriguez Writer:  Robert Rodriguez Cast:
Rose McGowan -  Cherry Darling Freddy Rodríguez -  El Wray Josh Brolin -  Dr. William Block Marley Shelton -  Dr. Dakota Block Jeff Fahey -  J.T. Hague Michael Biehn -  Sheriff Hague Rebel Rodriguez -  Tony Block Bruce Willis -  Lt. Muldoon		Naveen Andrews -  Abby Julio Oscar Mechoso -  Romey Stacy Ferguson -  Tammy Nicky Katt -  Joe Hung Nguyen -  Dr. Crane Cecilia Conti -  Paramedic #1 Tommy Nix -  Paramedic #2 Tom Savini -  Deputy Tolo