Regardless of how it is presented, the classic argument of fate versus free will will always have adherents. Some sway from one side to the other, some will never switch and some don’t much care. You can tart it up with some lipstick and call it destiny, but fate always looms large over how people view what is happening to them and their society. But that pesky free will will constantly seek to undermine any belief in the credibility that events are ordained and there is nothing to be done to change them. Which side do you figure is the proper one? Well, Roderick Blank (Simon Baker) is square on the side of fate. He gets a list of the women he’ll bed during his lifetime and spends his time figuring out how to meet them. But the last one is a serial killer known as ‘Death Nell’ (Winona Ryder). Maybe it’s time to take another look at free will.

Director:  Daniel Waters Writer:  Daniel Waters Cast:
Robert Wisdom -  Alpha Tanc Sade -  Beta Patton Oswalt -  Fred Simon Baker -  Roderick Blank Mindy Cohn -  Trixie Winona Ryder -  Death Nell / Gillian De Raisx Keram Malicki-Sánchez -  Master Bitchslap Julie Bowen -  Fiona Wormwood		Neil Flynn -  Zack Corinne Reilly -  Lizzie Cindy Pickett -  Roderick’s Mother Dash Mihok -  Lester Bryan Fuller -  Buzzkilling Bodyguard Jessica Kiper -  Precious / Carlotta Valdes Bryan Ross -  Bachelor Party Buddy Greg Travis -  Vulgar Newsstand Vendor

Lifelong buds. You’ve known them since grade school. You’ve shared the joys, triumphs and disappointments throughout the trials and tribulations of growing up. You’re on your own now but you can’t imagine them not being a part of your life. You know they’ll do anything to help you regardless of the consequences to themselves. But when it comes to women… well, testosterone will always trump synapses. Just ask Darren Silverman (Jason Biggs), J.D. (Jack Black), and Wayne (Steve Zahn) who have been friends since birth practically. Darren is set up with Judith (Amanda Peet) who may be the girl of his dreams. In meeting J.D. and Wayne, She gets caught on the wrong end of a beer spray, tumbles backwards out of their broken recliner and is the victim of stray salsa attack. Now Judith insists that Darren is to never see his friends again. Being lads of stealth and cunning, J.D. and Wayne take it upon themselves to kidnap Judith, locking her in their basement. Now what? They haven’t thought that far and Judith isn’t about to crumple girlishly.

Director:  Dennis Dugan Writer:  Hank Nelken; Greg DePaul Cast:
Jason Biggs -  Darren Silverman Steve Zahn -  Wayne Lefessier Jack Black -  J.D. McNugent Amanda Peet -  Judith Fessbeggler Amanda Detmer -  Sandy Perkus R. Lee Ermey -  Coach Norton Neil Diamond -  Himself Kyle Gass -  Bar Dude		Norman Armour -  Minister Colin Foo -  Old Man Chris Logan -  Vageet Esme Lambert -  Raccoon Woman Max Fomitchev -  Mime Tony Parsons -  Newscaster Brett Armstrong -  Brett Patrick Pfrimmer -  Clayton

May-December romances have a lot to recommend them. It is often the simplicity of the relationship that makes it attractive. No complications, fun and amazing delights. But it does have its drawbacks. When Marin Barry (Amanda Peet) and Harry Langer (Jack Nicholson) decide to adjourn to the bedroom with Marvin Gaye booming on the stereo, he is about to pleasure her when his ticker misses a beat. Such events are so embarrassing…

Director:  Nancy Meyers Writer:  Nancy Meyers Cast:
Jack Nicholson -  Harry Sanborn Diane Keaton -  Erica Barry Keanu Reeves -  Julian Mercer Frances McDormand -  Zoe Barry Amanda Peet -  Marin Jon Favreau -  Leo Paul Michael Glaser -  Dave Rachel Ticotin -  Dr. Martinez		Paige Butcher -  Beauty Tanya Sweet -  Beauty Kristine Szabo -  Beauty Daniella Van Graas -  Beauty Tamara Spoelder -  Beauty Sonja Francis -  Beauty Vanessa Hayden -  Beauty Kathy Tong -  Beauty

Cliff Spab (Stephen Dorff) realizes the cult of celebrity isn’t quite what he thought it to be after he becomes a national figure when he is the chattiest a bunch of people, including his girl Wendy (Reese Witherspoon), who are held hostage by gun-toting terrorists in a corner store. The result of what happened as he moves from public appearance event to event seems even more bizarre than what went on while he and the others were held captive.

Director:  Jefery Levy Writer:  Andrew Wellman; Danny Rubin; Jefery Levy Cast:
Stephen Dorff -  Cliff Spab Reese Witherspoon -  Wendy Pfister Jake Busey -  Morrow Streeter Joey Lauren Adams -  Monica Dice Pamela Gidley -  Janet Streeter David Barry Gray -  Scott Spab Jack Noseworthy -  Joe Dice Richard Portnow -  Gerald Parsley		Edward Wiley -  Mr. Spab Lela Ivey -  Mrs. Spab Natasha Gregson Wagner -  Kristen Annie McEnroe -  Dolly Virgil Frye -  Earl Francesca P. Roberts -  Kim Martin Soon-Tek Oh -  Milt Morris Blair Tefkin -  Allison Ash

How do you convince the powers that be that you didn’t do something? All of the clues lead Secret Service investigator David Breckinridge (Kiefer Sutherland) to conclude that his colleague Peter Garrison (Michael Douglas) is a traitor involved in a plot to assassinate POTUS (David Rasche). Pete happens to be in a coffee shop that is a drop for a drug cartel, he has a bank account that has dubious deposits, he has failed a polygraph, he finds himself as bait for an informant who has breached Secret Service security, he’s shifty and evasive in answering questions and it is obvious that he is hiding something. The investigators want to know what it is when they burst into Pete’s home. Unfortunately for him, his secret has nothing to do with any plot against the government but could bring about its collapse.

Director:  Clark Johnson Writer:  George Nolfi; Gerald Petievich Cast:
Michael Douglas -  Pete Garrison Kiefer Sutherland -  David Breckinridge Eva Longoria -  Jill Marin Martin Donovan -  William Montrose Ritchie Coster -  The Handler Kim Basinger -  1st Lady Sarah Ballentine Blair Brown -  National Security Advisor David Rasche -  President Ballentine		Kristin Lehman -  Cindy Breckinridge Raynor Scheine -  Walter Xavier Chuck Shamata -  Director Overbrook Paul Calderon -  Deputy Director Cortes Clark Johnson -  Charlie Merriweather Raoul Bhaneja -  Aziz Hassad Yanna McIntosh -  Teddy Vargas Joshua Peace -  Agent Davies