Some things should never be shared. Rebecca (Jenny McCarthy) enters a room only to find Gabe, a one-night-stand, ready for action. He’s propped over a pillow pile with a bass (yep, the fish) shoved up his ass, waiting for her to touch it. Eeeuuuuwwww…

Director:  John Mallory Asher; John Asher Writer:  Jenny McCarthy Cast:
Jenny McCarthy -  Rebecca Carmen Electra -  Michelle Kathy Griffin -  Madame Belly Lochlyn Munro -  Kevin Eddie Kaye Thomas -  John		Jessica Collins -  Mandy Victor Webster -  Richard Kam Heskin -  Carrie David O’Donnell -  Jake

Frank Keane (Robert Carlyle) is grieving over the death of his wife. He is a witness to a traffic accident involving Steve Mills (John Goodman) where he is asked to find a girl at a dance studio. Frank decides to return and is asked by Marienne Hotchkiss (Mary Steenburgen) to help her demonstrate the Lindy Hop. He is having such a good time he lets loose and dances with most of the female students until Marienne jolts him out of his reverie. For she knows what a powerful medium dance is. A judicious embrace can exorcise many demons but can also extract many deep-seated emotions, so she says. But if one is able to manage the challenges of dance, one can also enjoys its rewards.

Director:  Randall Miller Writer:  Randall Miller; Jody Savin Cast:
Robert Carlyle -  Frank Keane Marisa Tomei -  Meredith Morrison John Goodman -  Steve Mills Mary Steenburgen -  Marienne Hotchkiss Sean Astin -  Kip Kipling Danny DeVito -  Booth Donnie Wahlberg -  Randall Ipswitch David Paymer -  Rafael Horowitz		Camryn Manheim -  Lisa Gobar Adam Arkin -  Gabe DiFranco Sonia Braga -  Tina Elden Henson -  Sampson/Young Steve Mills Ernie Hudson -  Blake Rische Miguel Sandoval -  Matthew Smith Patricia Fraser -  Marilyn Hotchkiss Teresa Johnston -  Kate Collmary

I’ve got a friend who seems to have perfect personal radar. Whenever a personal choice sprouts, my buddy seems to know what is going on, interprets the nuance and makes the proper choice. I envy my chum. I can see it most of the time when observing others but my radar has been on the fritz for most of my life. That seems to be the case for Liz (Dina Meyer) too. Writing an advice column doesn’t seem to have provided her with any special insight when it came to her husband and their failed marriage. Now she is hesitant when it comes to getting involved. But Christmas is coming…

Director:  Farhad Mann Writer:  Peter Sullivan Cast:
Dina Meyer -  Liz David Sutcliffe -  Tom Lane April Telek -  Sarah Kyle Cassie -  Elliott Alistair Abell -  Nick Paula Devicq -  Vicki Alexia Fast -  Jacqui Scott Swanson -  Billingsley		Tony Alcantar -  Stylist Scott E. Miller -  Clark Gary Chalk -  Anthony Shepherd Campbell Lane -  Harold Karen Khunkhun -  Grace Fields Suzanne Bastien -  Black woman Gigi De Leon -  Christina Tony Der -  Jake

Ahh… the delights of science made stupid. An eclipse brings with it an ice age.

Director:  Robert Lee Writer:  Sarah Watson Cast:
Erika Eleniak -  Bryn Jeff Fahey -  David Jessica Amlee -  Sophie Brittney Irvin -  A.J. Michael Ryan -  Jeff Fred Ewanuick -  Philip William MacDonald -  Colonel Christopher Redman -  Grad Student		Christopher Rosamond -  Weather Tech Bill Dow -  Dr. Veet John B. Lowe -  Dr. Aldaron Matthew Walker -  Hershel Claire Riley -  Geology Scott Bellis -  Seismology Vanesa Tomasino -  Secretary Paul Jarrett -  Scientist

Did you ever buy a DVD thinking it was one thing and it turned out to be another? I was in my Pirates of the Caribbean frenzy when I saw this one. I thought hot babes and pirates. Cool. After I popped it into the player, I reaslized it was an adult version of a pirate movie. Oh dear. Well I bought it so I’ll watch and see if it was any better than some of the usual adult fare. I found myself liking it despite the awkward transitions, periodic lame dialogue and anomalous set design. I was particularly taken with the comedic performance of Evan Stone as Capt. Edward Reynolds along with the delightful whimsy of Jesse Jane as Jules and the startling presence of Janine Lindemulder as Serena.

Director:  Joone Writer:  Joone; Max Massimo Cast:
Jesse Jane -  Jules Carmen Luvana -  Isabella Janine Lindemulder -  Serena Teagan -  Christina Evan Stone -  Capt. Edward Reynolds Tommy Gunn -  Capt. Victor Stagnetti Kris Slater -  Manuel Valenzuela Austyn Moore -  Angelina		Jenaveve Jolie -  Pirate Dancer Steven St. Croix -  Marco Nhan -  Wu Chow Frank Bukkwyd -  Oxford Brian Surewood -  Gino Harry Bali -  Priest Keyser Soze -  Auctioneer Mando M. -  Incan Monk