If you’re fortunate, you’ll have someone in your life who accepts you as you are with all of your faults, doesn’t pass judgement on what you do and treats you as you deserve. If you are truly lucky that person isn’t even a family member. For Tanzie (Hilary Duff) and Ava Marchetta (Haylie Duff) that person is their housekeeper Inez (Maria Conchita Alonso) who takes them the sisters after the scandal of their family cosmetics company being accused of selling toxic products. She just wraps them in her arms and ushers them into her apartment as if they’d never been away.

Director:  Martha Coolidge Writer:  John Quaintance; Jessica O’Toole; Amy Rardin Cast:
Hilary Duff -  Tanzie Marchetta Haylie Duff -  Ava Marchetta Anjelica Huston -  Fabiella Alejandro Rose-Garcia -  Phone Repairman Maria Conchita Alonso -  Inez Brent Spiner -  Tommy Katzenbach Lukas Haas -  Henry Baines Ty Hodges -  Etienne		Marcus Coloma -  Rick Natalie Lander -  Actress/Model/Whatever Obba Babatundé -  Craig Reagan Dale Neis -  Jaden Henry Cho -  Ned Nakamori Misti Traya -  Martinique Christina R. Copeland -  Brigitta Brandon Beemer -  Mic Rionn

Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) is the captain of the Flying Dutchman, a legendary ghost ship which haunts the seas in search of cursed souls to serve upon his vessel for a century. He was unable to bear the pain of losing his one true love so he carved out his heart and stored it in the Dead Man’s Chest. As time passes, he has evolved into a creature that is part octopus, part crab and part man. The first time you see him and his wiggly tentacles, you’ll think that Cthulhu spent a sweaty weekend away with one of his female acolytes.

Director:  Gore Verbinski Writer:  Ted Elliott; Terry Rossio; Stuart Beattie; Jay Wolpert Cast:
Johnny Depp -  Jack Sparrow Orlando Bloom -  Will Turner Keira Knightley -  Elizabeth Swann Jack Davenport -  Norrington Bill Nighy -  Davy Jones Jonathan Pryce -  Governor Weatherby Swann Lee Arenberg -  Pintel Mackenzie Crook -  Ragetti		Kevin McNally -  Gibbs Tom Hollander -  Lord Cutler Beckett Stellan Skarsgård -  Bootstrap Bill David Bailie -  Cotton Naomie Harris -  Tia Dalma Martin Klebba -  Marty Alex Norton -  Captain Bellamy Lauren Maher -  Scarlett

Sometimes a concept just beggars the imagination. Cybill Shepherd as a serial killer is one of them. She and her accomplice make a gallant effort to come across as killers but it’s hard to keep a straight face particularly when she is wearing bunny ears.

Director:  Mario Van Peebles Writer:  Larry Brand; Mario Van Peebles Cast:
Gavin J. Behrman -  Antonio Kevin Chapman -  Franklin Derrick Costa -  State Trooper Derek Cunningham -  Swedish Porn Star Elizabeth Dings -  Woman in diner Aubrey Dollar -  Rainn Luis Guzmán -  Mendez Tony Hua -  Detective Lee		Tom Kemp -  Gino Gambetti James Hiroyuki Liao -  Chang Mike Messier -  Eugene- Cass’s Son Bill Mootos -  National Guardsman Sayed Najem -  Front desk Manager Wendy Overly -  Waitress Jackie Quinones -  Angela Cybill Shepherd -  Cass

Sometimes your partner will surprise you with their understanding of your proclivities. Where your inclinations come from are buried in the morass of your subconscious. Something happened in your past that clicked on a switch that takes you in odd directions. You suppress it for awhile but it overwhelms you until you can no longer stand it until you have to act upon it. You aren’t proud of what’s going on but you have to continue. Hopefully it isn’t anything for which you can be convicted but it does provide you with a release. John (Andrew Ableson) tries to blackmail an alibi out of David (Mark Dymond) but instead he confesses to his fiancée Angela (Jules Leyser) that he wears her underwear while she’s out. She’s freaked into seeing hallucinations of John dressed up in her knickers. But others show her that there are worse things than stretched undies.

Director:  John Cosgrove Writer:  Dean Craig Cast:
Marsha Thomason -  Rachel Callum Blue -  Charlie Mena Suvari -  Vanessa Breckin Meyer -  Dylan Mike Vogel -  Danny Katherine Heigl -  Laura Sonya Walger -  Gloria Andrew Ableson -  John		Jules Leyser -  Angela Mark Dymond -  David Bridget Brno -  Naughty Nurse Luna Rocio Cantale -  Waitress Nikki Collins -  Tarty Girl #1 Teena Collins -  Tarty Girl #2 Daz Crawford -  Steve Walter Delmar -  Cafe Patron

When your life turns to poop and everyone wants a piece of you, what do you do? Cut and run? Fight back? Jack Giamoro (Ben Affleck) decides its time to get his life back but first he needs his stolen personal journal back from Barbi Ling (Bai Ling), a tabloid reporter. He lines up a meeting at what he called the worst Chinese restaurant in town. Unfortunately, it belongs to Barbi’s family and the discussion dissolves from there until the family is chasing him and his co-workers through the alleys of Chinatown.

Director:  Mike Binder Writer:  Mike Binder Cast:
Ben Affleck -  Jack Giamoro Rebecca Romijn -  Nina Giamoro John Cleese -  Dr. Primkin Samuel Ball -  Jimmy Dooley Mike Binder -  Morty Erica Cerra -  Sela Gina Gershon -  Arlene Kreiner Adam Goldberg -  Phil Balow		Howard Hesseman -  Ben Giamoro Ling Bai -  Barbi Ling Jerry O’Connell -  David Lilly Kal Penn -  Alan Fineberg Amber Valletta -  Brynn Lilly Damien Wayans -  Lucky Reynolds Laura Soltis -  Barbara Giamoro Spencer Forbes -  Anthony Giamoro