Most people know of the old aphorism about revenge being a dish best served cold. But when the object of your need for reprisal is a multitude, how do you go about wreaking it? Perhaps the easiest or simplest is to attack something they all value. In this case, it is all of the peripheral characters who participated in the spreading of details on the death of Owen Reilly’s (Joseph Cross) father. And then publicize the process of murdering them with the zeal that they put into talking publicly about his dad’s suicide and thereby diminishing them. But how do you handle those who are too vague to realize that this is why it is happening to them?

Director:  Gregory Hoblit Writer:  Robert Fyvolent; Mark Brinker; Allison Burnett Cast:
Diane Lane -  Agent Jennifer Marsh Billy Burke -  Detective Eric Box Colin Hanks -  Agent Griffin Dowd Joseph Cross -  Owen Reilly Mary Beth Hurt -  Stella Marsh Peter Lewis -  Richard Brooks Tyrone Giordano -  Tim Wilks Perla Haney-Jardine -  Annie Haskins		Tim De Zarn -  Herbert Miller Christopher Cousins -  David Williams Jesse Tyler Ferguson -  Arthur James Elmer Trina Adams -  Female Cop #3 Brynn Baron -  Mrs. Miller John Breen -  Richard Weymouth Dan Callahan -  Trey Restom – Spoiled Preppie Erin Carufel -  Melanie

There always seems to be some guy in some bar that thinks verbally abusing the female staff raises his stature amongst his compatriots. Guys like Bruno (Arthur J. Nascarella) who tells Emily (Rue DeBona) that he’ll rape he anally if he wants and thinks he’s being fresh with her. When Matt (Steven Seagal) sits down at his table and asks him to apologize, Bruno says he’d be happy to do it by not wiping his dick in her drapes. Uh oh… not what Matt thinks is sufficient.

Director:  Roel Reiné Writer:  J.D. Zeik Cast:
Steven Seagal -  Matt Bernie McInerney -  Father Joe Ashley Greenfield -  Card Player #1 John P. Gulino -  Card Player #2 Antoni Corone -  Sharp Matt Salinger -  Dealer Paul Calderon -  Blue Lance Henriksen -  The Old Man		Lydia Jordan -  Becky Mark Elliot Wilson -  Steve Arthur J. Nascarella -  Bruno Toru Ohno -  Johnny Renee Goldsberry -  Drea Rue DeBona -  Emily Lee Wong -  Mr. Ling Wass Stevens -  Tim Wheeler

I suppose if I were ten, I’d think that this is one of the bestest movies ever made. Never mind that Ecuador could sub for southern California, that none of the characters seem to be able to find their asses with radar, that their actions seem to be the antithesis of their stated goals, that their moms would soap out their potty mouths and that they seem to score as much dope as they can consume. It is still the bestest.

Director:  Fred Wolf Writer:  Peter Gaulke; Fred Wolf Cast:
Steve Zahn -  Peter Gaulke Allen Covert -  Fred Wolf Jonah Hill -  Cooker Kevin Heffernan -  Whitaker Ashley Scott -  Cheryl Peter Dante -  Danny Guiterrez Harry Hamlin -  Sky Pierson Robert Patrick -  Gus Hayden		Joe Don Baker -  Bill Calhoun Blake Clark -  Dick Justin Long -  Junior Jeff Garlin -  Ed Lawson Ernest Borgnine -  Milas Jake Abel -  Conservationist Kevin Alejandro -  Hispanic Man #1 Rick Batalla -  Johnny B