Why do women go to the ladies room together? One answer is to fondle one another or, at least, that’s what two lads think as they spy upon Courtney Rockcliffe (Christina Applegate) squeezing her breasts, while another occupant wonders whether they are real, egged on by Christina (Cameron Diaz).

Director:  Roger Kumble Writer:  Nancy Pimental; Nancy M. Pimental Cast:
Lillian Adams -  Aunt Frida Herbert Ankrom -  Wedding Guest #3 Bryan Anthony -  Geeky Guy Christina Applegate -  Courtney Rockcliffe Linda Asuma -  Brawling Bridesmaid Jason Bateman -  Roger Donahue Vahe Bejan -  Taxi Driver Joe Bellan -  Mr. Martin		Selma Blair -  Jane Burns Chelsea Lee Bond -  Greta Alexander S. Chance -  Wedding Guest #1 Judith Chapman -  Judy’s Mother Charlie Dell -  Wedding Priest Richard Denni -  Gramps Cameron Diaz -  Christina Walters Timothy J. Dodge -  Bar Counter Guy

Sometimes you meet somebody who does you a good turn for no reason whatsoever. You’re puzzled by it but you’re grateful too. Especially if it doesn’t happen often. Marv (Mickey Rourke) is not a nice guy. He’s been to prison for despicable acts and doesn’t see much of a future for himself. When he finds himself trapped with Lucille (Carla Gugino), his lesbian parole officer who has done well by him, he decides that she needs rescuing. Trapped in a makeshift cell with her, after being mutilated by Kevin (Elijah Wood), the silent cannibal, Marv decides it is time for them to escape and wreak revenge. A little rubber tubing, some razor fencing, a hacksaw, an axe are all the tools he needs to show Kev that he shouldn’t play with his food.

Director:  Frank Miller; Robert Rodriguez; Quentin Tarantino Writer:  Frank Miller Cast:
Jessica Alba -  Nancy Callahan Devon Aoki -  Miho Alexis Bledel -  Becky Powers Boothe -  Senator Roark Rosario Dawson -  Gail Benicio Del Toro -  Jackie Boy Michael Clarke Duncan -  Manute Carla Gugino -  Lucille		Josh Hartnett -  The Man Rutger Hauer -  Cardinal Roark Jaime King -  Goldie / Wendy Michael Madsen -  Bob Brittany Murphy -  Shellie Clive Owen -  Dwight McCarthy Mickey Rourke -  Marv Nick Stahl -  Roark Jr. / Yellow Bastard

I suppose if I were ten, I’d think that this is one of the bestest movies ever made. Never mind that Ecuador could sub for southern California, that none of the characters seem to be able to find their asses with radar, that their actions seem to be the antithesis of their stated goals, that their moms would soap out their potty mouths and that they seem to score as much dope as they can consume. It is still the bestest.

Director:  Fred Wolf Writer:  Peter Gaulke; Fred Wolf Cast:
Steve Zahn -  Peter Gaulke Allen Covert -  Fred Wolf Jonah Hill -  Cooker Kevin Heffernan -  Whitaker Ashley Scott -  Cheryl Peter Dante -  Danny Guiterrez Harry Hamlin -  Sky Pierson Robert Patrick -  Gus Hayden		Joe Don Baker -  Bill Calhoun Blake Clark -  Dick Justin Long -  Junior Jeff Garlin -  Ed Lawson Ernest Borgnine -  Milas Jake Abel -  Conservationist Kevin Alejandro -  Hispanic Man #1 Rick Batalla -  Johnny B

Tristan (Charlie Cox) and Victoria (Sienna Miller) are star-crossed lovers. Well, at least Tristan is. He has promised Victoria that he will retrieve a fallen star to show his love. Her promise is to give him a week before she marries Humphrey (Henry Cavill) who is going to Ipswitch to buy her a ring. How about that for a deal? Ain’t true love grand?

Director:  Matthew Vaughn Writer:  Jane Goldman; Matthew Vaughn; Neil Gaiman Cast:
Charlie Cox -  Tristan Thorn Ian McKellen -  Narrator Bimbo Hart -  Young Scientist Alastair MacIntosh -  Victorian Academic David Kelly -  Guard Ben Barnes -  Young Dunstan Thorn Kate Magowan -  Slave Girl – Una Melanie Hill -  Ditchwater Sal		Sienna Miller -  Victoria Henry Cavill -  Humphrey Nathaniel Parker -  Dunstan Thorn Darby Hawker -  Grumpy Customer Frank Ellis -  Mr. Monday Peter O’Toole -  King Mark Strong -  Septimus Jason Flemyng -  Primus

Leaving home is a big deal. I still remember the day when I left home for the first time. I was moving about 1,500 miles west to take a summer job at the tender age of 17. Being a boy, I was full of bluff and bullshit but I was a cowering bunny inside. No parents to deflect the rest of local society, no friends to have my back and crack wise with, no idea of where and what anything was. Mind you at that age I thought I was immortal so I could do anything. It was only at night I found that I missed all of the elements with which I’d grown up. I imagine this was the case for Sydney White (Amanda Bynes) when she stands at the open door of the bus with her dad, Paul (John Schneider), saying good bye as she leaves home and extended family to head off to college.

Director:  Joe Nussbaum Writer:  Chad Gomez Creasey Cast:
Amanda Bynes -  Sydney White Sara Paxton -  Rachel Witchburn Matt Long -  Tyler Prince Jack Carpenter -  Lenny Jeremy Howard -  Terrence Lubinecki Crystal Hunt -  Demetria Rosemead ‘Dinky’ Hotchkiss Adam Hendershott -  Jeremy Danny Strong -  Gurkin		Samm Levine -  Spanky Libby Mintz -  Christy John Schneider -  Paul White Arnie Pantoja -  George Donté Bonner -  Embele Brian Patrick Clarke -  Professor Carleton Lauren Leech -  Katy Cree Ivey -  Young Sydney White